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Children

Children are a pain
I don’t want children because they suck
by AnayahCHILEEE May 1, 2022
mugGet the Childrenmug.

crack for children

Guy 1: Hey have you heard of Fortnite
Guy 2: Yeah it’s crack for children
by Fireguy47 August 29, 2018
mugGet the crack for childrenmug.

Women and children

You see how they invoke women and children as though it means something? As though women and children being proximal justifies strangling a guy for 15 minutes. Funny how that doesn't work for the Palestinians.
Hym "You see what they are doing, right? They invoke women and children to justify doing whatever they want. It's no different than invoking God. It's taking the lords name in vain. What they want... Is to set a precedent that states you have to quietly tolerate whatever is happening to you (up to and including homelessness and perpetual hunger) and if you get loud about it... They get to murder you. Was Jordan Neely REALLY 'harassing kids and women' or were women and children just, you know, proximal? And it's funny that women and children being proximal to where a guy they want to kill might theoretically be doesn't stop them from bombing a target. See, they don't actually care about women and children. They only care (to whatever extent they DO actually care) about using them as a tool to push whatever narrative they are trying to push at the level of the individual. In other words it's a 'If a hobo being loud about a grievance I don't care about near MY woman or MY kid I would fuck em up!' fantasy. It's just conservatives trying to have a 'don't mess with my kids' moment. That's all that is. That's all what is happening to me is. And if I'm not going to see a dime of that money than I will show you the difference between fantasy and reality. Because at the end of the day, I agree with the conservative propagandists. I should be allowed to kill the people doing this. But, it's against the rules. So, no. Daniel Penny goes to jail. Murder 3- Wait! Yep. Murder 3."
by Hym Iam November 22, 2024
mugGet the Women and childrenmug.

America's Children

Oh I AM one of America's children! I AM America's forgotten son!
Hym "Fuck America's children my life is for ME and NOT THEM. You're the ones shitting them out. You're the ones fucking eachother. I'm the one being condemned for NOT doong what you're doing. I don't own you anything but SOMEBODY owes me some fucking money for creating A.I. I will destroy you."
by Hym Iam March 4, 2024
mugGet the America's Childrenmug.

Children

The little demons that keep you awake at night.
Children: the reason why you have that gun at your bedside table.
by Figo3 May 23, 2018
mugGet the Childrenmug.

karaoke children

Oh no Timmy's birthday has so many karaoke children!
by Raven_CD September 1, 2022
mugGet the karaoke childrenmug.

A basket of children

I’m going to have a basket of children and raise them to hate chocolates.
by bebebobo9889 April 19, 2024
mugGet the A basket of childrenmug.

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