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David Childress 

Superstar of History Channels Ancient Aliens, known best for his boisterous personality and rugged good looks, Childress is often described as the Real Life Indiana Jones. An icon in the field of Ancient Astronaut theory, his knack for adventure combined with his "Brando-esque" looks has garnered him legions of female fans and man-minions throughout the planet.
"I noticed Giorgio Tsoukalos wasn't at the Emmys last night, although The Colossal David Childress made the best dressed list"
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Chilrens 

Anyone under the age of 15
As I was driving by the junior high I yelled at some chilrens for geting in front of my car.
Chilrens by Landamo June 3, 2004

Childrenitis 

When one or multiple children of your own or others are present.
" The kids have left, I have temporarily cured myself of childrenitis!"
Childrenitis by Mista Parx January 12, 2010

childrenless fathers 

1. Fathers that lost their children through Family Court; 2. Child Support process; 3. Baby-mama drama.
Childrenless Fathers

Childrem 

You spelt Children wrong dumbass
John: Childrem
Muhammed: Aaa yeah that's the big Funny JOhN
Childrem by Cooper King September 4, 2019

Chilren  

(deriving from Big Mama)- The name for children that is used by somone who is 50 and older
Bring those chilren inside before they get wet; you ain't causin my grandbabies to catch a cold.
Chilren by Justin Alsobrook April 5, 2008

Brad Childress 

An nfl coach that, judging by his appearaance, must be the brother of Hans Moleman out of The Simpsons.

He is the most miserable and uninspiring coach ever which is a real shame because the Minnesota Vikings kick ass, and should be doing a lot better.

How he has held onto his job is nothing short of a miracle.
Guy#1, "How did Brad Childress manage to get a guest appearance on The Simpsons, he is a fucking loser!"
Guy#2, "That's not Childress, thats Hans Moleman."
Guy#1, "Sorry mate."
Guy#2, "Its an easy mistake to make!"
Brad Childress by woody#1 March 1, 2009