by leesdragontea January 19, 2022
Central Festival is a place where the lankiest teenagers go to fight, do drugs, and sneak into movies to get laid, it is also known for its famous handicap bathrooms where most teenagers from Pattaya have lost their virginity. Watch out for the movie couches tho! you could be sitting on a cum stain!
lanky lad1: yo bro u wanna go to central festival?
lanky lad2: is there a fight?
lanky lad 1: yea maoileo is getting jumped again
lanky lad2: I'm on my way
lanky lad2: is there a fight?
lanky lad 1: yea maoileo is getting jumped again
lanky lad2: I'm on my way
by Pattaya101 November 23, 2021
Where the f.r.i.e.n.d.s hang out all of the time in the best tv show of all time. Where Rachel Green and Ross Geller have their first kiss.
Chandler: Hey Joey, wanna go hang out at central perk with pheebs, Rachel and Monica?
Joey: What about Ross?
Chandler: Oh yeah, forgot about him...
Joey: What about Ross?
Chandler: Oh yeah, forgot about him...
by DaRealBookworm April 15, 2020
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by nooneknowsmelolololo February 07, 2020
In simulation theory, the central billing theorem states that any simulation of the universe where you still have to pay your bills is indistinguishable from the real universe.
Who cares if we live in a simulation!? I still gotta pay my damn bills! That's the central billing theorem, dumbass!
by epluribusnihilo August 17, 2024