cellblock salad fork

Anything you can use to wipe the dingle berries off bubbas ass before he makes you toss his salad. Example : popsicle stick.

Thank god my friend had a cellblock salad fork because his 300 pound cellmate looked like he didn’t wipe.

by Rws2012ss May 21, 2022

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Horny cell layer

The stratum corneum (Latin for 'horny layer') is the outermost layer of the epidermis. The human stratum corneum comprises several levels of flattened corneocytes that are divided into two layers: the stratum disjunctum and stratum compactum. The stratum disjunctum is the uppermost and loosest layer of skin. The stratum compactum is the comparatively deeper, more compacted and more cohesive part of the stratum corneum. The corneocytes of the stratum disjunctum are larger, more rigid and more hydrophobic than that of the stratum compactum.

The stratum corneum is the dead tissue that performs protective and adaptive physiological functions including mechanical shear, impact resistance, water flux and hydration regulation, microbial proliferation and invasion regulation, initiation of inflammation through cytokine activation and dendritic cell activity, and selective permeability to exclude toxins, irritants, and allergens. This layer is composed of 15–20 layers of flattened cells with no nuclei and cell organelles. Their cytoplasm shows filamentous keratin. These corneocytes are embedded in a lipid matrix composed of ceramides, cholesterol, and fatty acids.

Oh look, it is the horny cell layer

by epicthing July 29, 2021

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Oh, My Cell Phone!

An exclamation to be used when something (besides a cell phone) is accidentally dropped or spilt.

Guy #1: Carefully place your mixed drink on the edge of the table and it falls! Oh, Shit! It's falling

Guy #2: "Oh, My Cell Phone!"

by ChadBalmworth February 20, 2013

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cell phone

One of the best inventions ever. For you dimwits who've been living under a rock for the past 10 years, a cell phone is a miniature phone that you can carry around with you, and features text messaging, a shorter version of email. As I was saying, an awesome invention. I don't kno wut i'd do w/out mine...

I'll text you on my cell phone on the way.

by blogger_08 January 22, 2006

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cell phone radiation

n. someone who carries two or more cell phones (none of which are for business purposes) and is talking on one of them almost all the time... this person will stop whatever they're doing to talk on their cell phone, even if they're with friends

adj. radiation from cell phones (obviously)

Oh shit, Cell Phone Radiation is coming... better get my lead apron!

by Lead apron December 13, 2008

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