by Gonzalo555777 March 21, 2024
Get the Castizo mug.A boring town in the East bay where you can find literal trailer parks and 5 bedroom homes within a mile of each other. The hills are filled with Karen’s who will drive their Tesla Model X at twice the legal speed limit down a suburban street. Meanwhile The kids in the valley think their from the actual ghetto and go around saying their from the trenches, but anyone form the actual hood could beat their ass in a minute.
“I’m from Castro Valley”
“Oh damn what is there to do there?
“Absolutely nothing except to clown on wannabe gangsters and Karen’s”
“Oh damn what is there to do there?
“Absolutely nothing except to clown on wannabe gangsters and Karen’s”
by Who?asked? March 23, 2024
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A way of seasoning food. To season something the Castro Way requires you to either cum on or into the food. This adds a peculiar taste that’s very unique. Doing it the Castro way should be kept a secret from whoever’s food you are “seasoning”.
Person 1: yo dude let’s season Kyle’s food the Castro Way
Persons 2: bet imma Castro all over his food
Persons 2: bet imma Castro all over his food
by Suburban Dicktionary Fairy March 29, 2024
Get the Castro Way mug.a narcissistic self-centered mexican girl. usually come in one of 3 variants, seperated by their likes.
1. corridos, reggeaton and street life.
2. k-pop, and simping for korean boys.
3. touch markers, and drawing.
they share lots of traits similar to the american white girl, which include:
yelling a lot, hitting people and being rude for no reason, as well as always complaining about their boyfriend. the third only applies to first and second variant.
the following examples are written in the mexican vocabulary, for easier showing and use, as 'castrosa' is a word in mexican.
1. corridos, reggeaton and street life.
2. k-pop, and simping for korean boys.
3. touch markers, and drawing.
they share lots of traits similar to the american white girl, which include:
yelling a lot, hitting people and being rude for no reason, as well as always complaining about their boyfriend. the third only applies to first and second variant.
the following examples are written in the mexican vocabulary, for easier showing and use, as 'castrosa' is a word in mexican.
by haruk April 11, 2024
Get the castrosa mug.A town in the Bay Area 20 miles from San Francisco. A place where u can find more coffee shops than people, literal trailer parks down the street from five bedroom homes, and every household owns at least 2 teslas. All the high school kids in this town have Edgar’s and sag their pants thinking they’re tough and claiming their from the ghetto. When in reality their mother drives a Range Rover and they get terrified when they see a homeless person. There is nothing to do here other than go to a massive man made lake or get coffee.
Person 1: I went to Castro Valley
Person 2: oh me too, I got ran over by a Tesla and a soccer mom threw her iced Starbucks latte at me.
Person 2: oh me too, I got ran over by a Tesla and a soccer mom threw her iced Starbucks latte at me.
by Who?asked? May 4, 2024
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