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Canadian Ponch

Sean Connery: Oh I'll bet you do you Canadian Ponch.
by Blgan August 4, 2011
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Canada

1. The best country in the world. 2. A very cold place located mostly above the 49th parallel. 3. Also known as the birthplace of professional hockey, maple leaf flag, Molson beer and the "I am Canadian" rant as well as the Mackenzie bros. 4. A country with more than 2.5 times as much land and with 1/10th the population of the US, making it that much nicer.
Oh, Man, god bless Canada, eh? What a beautiful place we live in.
by Jack October 7, 2004
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Canadas History

CH is a special act during which a prepubescent male moose is fed maple syrup for no less than 3 months, during that time all fecal matter is collected in a cup-like vessel made of silver and nickel-alloy commonly refereed to as the Stanley Cup.

After that time the moose is sure to have died of diabetes and its set of antlers and the filled cup are used to disable all inhibitions in post-menopausal killer-whales which in turn enables cross breeding with African Elephants to help stabilize their numbers.
This has led to an increase in Elephants over the recent months and their status as an endangered species is close to being revoked.
Thanks to Canadas History, we can start poaching again.

If it weren't for a lot of Canada's History, ebony would be twice as expensive
by Africanelephantlover February 5, 2010
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New Canaan

I lived in New Canaan for 4 years.
It really sucks because if you don't have money or you're really ugly you are pretty much worthless. Sports are like oxygen to these people- well only sports that bring home championship titles, the other ones are treated like shit. Everyone has pretty much grown up together and everyone knows everyone. If you're really unfortunate looking, you can buy your friendship with cars, clothes, booze, ect. And drugs are pretty big. Not as big as Ridgefield though. Nearly everyone drinks, many people smoke weed, and some people do coke or oxycontin or whatever. The police are all itching to search teenagers because they are just as bored. Mainly people either hate New Canaan or like it. I'm indifferent because the people are mostly very nice, just not to those that are unattractive, lower middle class, or shy. Overall its a great family oriented place. Once you're older though, there's absolutely nothing to do except drink yourself into oblivion.
New canaan is a nice place to live if you are attractive and wealthy.
by AnotherRandomPerson August 6, 2011
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canada

I'm a proud American living in beautiful Canada. I have many family members that are Canadian and American. I think both countries are great in their own speical way.

Canada
- Has many great hockey players and teams also has a great WINTER olympic team
- Truly care about the environment(wonderful water, amazing forest, etc.)
- we have great beer and comedians
- Have great healthcare yet we still complain about it
- Focus more on education and health than military
- Very diverse and multi-cultural
- we speak English and French even though Quebec wants to be seperated from Canada

USA
- strong and powerful country due to military (i don't agree w/ them being in Iraq even though many brave soliders are risking their lives)
- sorry but i really don't like Bush and against his presidency
- has strong trading markets and businesses
- have a great SUMMER olympic team
- in many metropolis cities like LA, NYC, etc is very diverse and multi-cultural like Vancouver, Toronto, etc.
- have many popular pro-sports such as football, basketball, and baseball
- although we speak American; there are many languages spoken in the US

btw many Americans and many Canadians are very prejudice about each other. We both form North America yet we still diss each other countries and hardly look at the positive sides of the other country. Also we always talk sh!t about the other country, seriously, many Americans are not rude or dumb, and they do not all support Bush (many are against his ways)...and Canadians does not live in igloos, say "eh", and we don't insult you in the face but we do behind your back (sorry, that's not a diss but it's true).

Canada and US are both similar yet we still have many arguments. Can't we just all try our best to get along togehter happily.
I love living in Canada and I love being American.
by lady_anne June 17, 2004
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Canadian Runch

its when one girl lays on the snow wearing only a santa costume, and the guy in the middle f's her while wearing an elf costume and the girl on top rides on top of them on the guys back wearing a cowboy costume yelling "YEEEEHAAAA"
Dan: Did you hear what Brooke and krista did?
Brodi: Yeah, those girls totally gave that guy a canadian runch
Dan: Wtf were they doing out of the kitchen?
by Dansilver72 May 5, 2010
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Canadian Thanksgiving

Canadian Thanksgiving is having a regular thanksgiving like feast at a non-thanksgiving time of the year.
Eating turkey, stuffing, mashed potatoes, etc. in March, or August: I know it is June, but turkey is delicious, lets have a Canadian Thanksgiving.
Did you know that in Canada they celebrate Canadian Thanksgiving in October?
by Hamiltwan June 6, 2010
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