Canadian Experience

One of the biggest mysteries of mankind. An overused excuse for rejecting people especially immigrants for job applications in Canada.

The definition can be so confusing, but here are some of them:
1. Just arrive in Canada, or
2. Funny accent, or
3. No English, or
4. 'Too perfect' English, or
5. Smarter than any Canadians (over-qualified), or
6. Everything perfect, but he looks 'unCanadian', or
7. Combination of the above, or
8. Any other unknown random reason

He's lack of Canadian experience, I don't think we should hire him.

by PeeeeWeeee August 4, 2010

Canadians

A person who is born immigrated or came from Canada
these creatures are the worst beings on the planet, their blood consists of maple syrup They make homes which are classified as " igloos " They glorify hockey

Hey dude Do you know I beat Canadians?

Woah POG

by Chewables February 7, 2022

paper canadians

Canadians only by citizenship. They may qualify by one or all of the following:
-does not vote or participate in the democratic process (doesn't vote)
-culturally non-Canadian
-writes, speaks and behaves as if they were American
-cannot distinguish any of Canada's history or attributes

Those guys over there have no connection or loyalty to Canada, they're just Canadians by citizenship, indeed they are paper Canadians.

by kmcj22 December 13, 2015

Canadian Caroling

The uninvited act of masturbating in somebody's bushes while you watch them through the window.

I went Canadian caroling last night for four hours over at Jenny's house.

by TractorPete January 1, 2009

[canadian armpit]

when you are about to cum but you pull out and your sperm hits her armpit and gets stuck there

i was banging this chick and was about to cum so i pulled out and gave her a Canadian armpit on accident

by ronvanhugendong December 20, 2008

Canadian Barnes

A specific way of making a Barnes alcoholic drink. The Canadian Barnes is specifically made by combining Canadian Club and Canada Dry.

The name is derived from Ernest Hemingway's classic, "The Sun Also Rises."

"It's been a long day at the bull-fight, I could really go for a barnes."
"Make mine a Canadian Barnes."

by BlackMarigolds2 May 11, 2010

canadian cluster fuck

a large canadian orgy

I was in Quebec and saw a canadian cluster fuck and came a little.

by communist billy mays November 2, 2010