Forbidden Calamari

The circumcised foreskin

My doctor cut off my forbidden calamari last week and I’m still recovering.

by Chester the mole tester November 13, 2023

Chevy Camaro.

A Coupe, Dependingly fast from 150->200 mph. Can look generic or very sick.

Ayyyyy, Johan be driving a Chevy Camaro.

by susevil December 8, 2023

Reverse Calamari Sandwich

When a guy called skwid imprints on his Bella muerte, makes an “anatomically correct” anime clone and they give her the ‘ol Double Stuf

Skwid: *snaps second cock off* REVERSE CALAMARI SANDWICH, LETS GOOOO!

by Sir-skwid January 26, 2026

Crispy Calamari

Receiving a reach around in a restaurant bathroom stall

When we were out at Applebee’s, she gave me a crispy calamari.

by anonymous March 21, 2025

Forbidden Calamari

The ring of leftover skin from a circumcision that resembles a ring of calamari.

I forgot something inside my doctors office after getting a circumcision, when I went back in I saw him putting salt on my forbidden calamari, I was horrified.

by Chester the mole tester December 4, 2025

de la Camara

spanish for *of the camera*
the best last name you could have... people with the last name de la Camara are usually unique, beautiful, funny, and usually CRAZY! They fit in in most places, always making new friends. de la Camaras are true friends. They do not care what people think about them, and like to be free. They regularly break out dancing. They are very childish, but mature when a friend needs them to be. They are really good friends. Especially if their name is Ale de la Camara.

person one: that girls last name should be de la Camara, their so amazing!

person two: I KNOW! i love her!

by dlcv<3 April 17, 2010

edel junior carmargo

is gay because he dates lesbians and dikes but nice and will periodically nut into his fortnite themed socks and in a relationship he will treat you like your everything in the world

wow your such a edel junior carmargo

by DingleChalk March 21, 2019