Short for "conspiracy theory"
by ComputerLover June 1, 2023
Get the con-theomug. Refers to the overall subject of the "entertaining 'n' informative" written material authored by deceitful shysters in an attempt to trick us into trusting them.
Some people think the Bible is a sacred text that should be followed without question, but I view it as just a classic example of prose and cons, with the biggest con-man being the narcissistic God Himself.
by QuacksO April 23, 2019
Get the prose and consmug. Someone who antagonizes someone and when they snap back at them they act all innocent and get other people to attack the person that snapped back at them because they were convinced that the antagonizer is the victim.
Person 1: You look easy to draw and your family doesn't love you.
Person 2: Bitch excuse me? You are literally built like what comes out of my dog's ass, shut the fuck up you nasty ass bitch.
Person 1: Omg, why are you being so rude to me? I didn't do anything wrong! I was just playing the game!
Entire ant colony of people: *Harasses Person 2*
Person 2: That bitch is literally an Antagonizer Con Artist, why the fuck would you believe that thing? Can you not read chat logs...
Person 2: Bitch excuse me? You are literally built like what comes out of my dog's ass, shut the fuck up you nasty ass bitch.
Person 1: Omg, why are you being so rude to me? I didn't do anything wrong! I was just playing the game!
Entire ant colony of people: *Harasses Person 2*
Person 2: That bitch is literally an Antagonizer Con Artist, why the fuck would you believe that thing? Can you not read chat logs...
by Pixiedust423 Stan March 30, 2024
Get the Antagonizer Con Artistmug. dícese de un hecho que dominas tan tremendamente bien, que puedes permitirte agregar un adorno extra.
by Tremendum June 2, 2022
Get the con quesomug. The Cons is an exclusive clique made up of the 3 coolest short blond kids ever:
Connor: his nickanme is concon and hes an absolute BITCH!!!! he soundsl ike a rapist and likes 2 text ppl and say I AM A BOY LALALALA since ppl cudnt tell 4 themselves at first glance. if u close his locker/rip up his notebook/rip off his assignment pad cover, hell get very mad and start screaming at u and try 2 beat u up but it duznt relaly work cuz hes 2 feet tall. his dads a genius. likes 2 wathc porn and eat ramen..AT THE SAME TIME! concon=zexy mexy and n3rdy
Conrad: winne's best friend. period.
ps-cutest mostadorablest random crazy guy ever
Justin: aka BLEACH or constin. also winne's best friend. orange sweatshirt=his uniform. is actulaly kinda normal?!?!?!
Connor: his nickanme is concon and hes an absolute BITCH!!!! he soundsl ike a rapist and likes 2 text ppl and say I AM A BOY LALALALA since ppl cudnt tell 4 themselves at first glance. if u close his locker/rip up his notebook/rip off his assignment pad cover, hell get very mad and start screaming at u and try 2 beat u up but it duznt relaly work cuz hes 2 feet tall. his dads a genius. likes 2 wathc porn and eat ramen..AT THE SAME TIME! concon=zexy mexy and n3rdy
Conrad: winne's best friend. period.
ps-cutest mostadorablest random crazy guy ever
Justin: aka BLEACH or constin. also winne's best friend. orange sweatshirt=his uniform. is actulaly kinda normal?!?!?!
Alex: *closes connors lcoker*
Connor: IM GONNA KILL U BITCH?!?!?!?!!!?!
in the middle of fire drill:
Conrad: *starts rolling aruond on the grass humming*
Justin: yeah im normal. AND NO I DIDNT BLEACH MY HAIR JOSH!
the cons.
Connor: IM GONNA KILL U BITCH?!?!?!?!!!?!
in the middle of fire drill:
Conrad: *starts rolling aruond on the grass humming*
Justin: yeah im normal. AND NO I DIDNT BLEACH MY HAIR JOSH!
the cons.
by Sree Kohli November 11, 2008
Get the the consmug. 
by Bleat November 29, 2019
Get the Con Clarkmug.