coke can

How to measure one's manhood by its size.

Height, girth, and volume.

No need to use a yard stick, coke cans would be adequate.

(Kalil's ex-wife famously described his manhood as being like two Coke cans on top of each ther, maybe even a third)

Last night, half a coke can did it for me .

coke can by momentsbylori January 7, 2026

Coke whore

Someone who takes coke and is a whore

Matthew is a coke whore

Coke whore by Alixjrc February 3, 2026

coke ring

A dangerously stupid DIY cock ring made using the mouth of a Coke bottle.

Someone inserts their penis into the narrow glass opening of a Coca-Cola bottle. The rigid neck compresses the base and traps blood, creating an improvised erection-maintaining “ring.”

Because the bottle opening is narrow and inflexible, swelling can trap the penis inside. This can cut off circulation, damage tissue, and lead to an urgent and very awkward ER visit.

Pro Tip: Don’t do this. Just rub one out and call it a day.

Guy: Bro where you at?
Other Guy: I'm in the ER...
Guy: Why?
Other Guy: I was really horny and tried a coke ring...and I couldn't get it off

coke ring by cokeringer March 3, 2026

Coke Whore

Anyone (could be man or woman) who will fuck guys for some coke. Definitely the most freaky people, if you're looking for fun, these are who you should go for!

"Did you meet that guy named Angel?"
"The coke whore? Yeah, I fucked him"

Coke Whore by Angelbutnotcuziminnocent March 21, 2026

Coke and Creampie

Term created by famous Asian-Caucasian YouTuber JaxOuttaPocket.

The term is an internet-era slang term for inviting someone to indulge in sexual activity.
Mostly to be used in humorous, sometimes sarcastic ways.

“Coke” often interpreted as either the popular soda or as the drug Cocaine, while “Creampie” is defined as having sexual inter course without protection.

Person 1:“Yo my love, Coke and Creampie later?”
Person 2: “Dials 911”

Coke and Creampie by JaxOuttaPocket April 27, 2026

coke and waltz

Same as cock and balls. Used as an euphemism or as an attempt to conceal the intended meaning.

My girlfriend told me she isn't into coke and waltz torture anymore.

coke and waltz by theogramme May 31, 2026

coke poke

Coke poke (noun, slang) — A stubborn, chemically-enhanced erection that overstays its welcome due to cocaine-induced difficulty reaching orgasm.

“She knew it was going to be a long night when he muttered, ‘Uh oh… I think I’ve got the coke poke.’”

“Three hours, two playlists, and an alarming amount of confidence later, Jake realized he was suffering from a serious case of coke poke.”

coke poke by FlakeScholar June 14, 2026