Cape Cod League

Also known as "bush league." This is the lowest class of women on the farm team system who do not even merit a 1 on their appearance. In other words, these women would be very ugly and weather beaten and are generally avoided like the plague by most right-minded men looking for a significant other or just a fuck buddy to share their lives with.

Dave: Hey guys, meet my new girlfriend Fatima.
*disgusting 600-pound porker walks in with her footsteps almost sounding like she could make the ground shake*
Mike: WHAT THE?!!
Richard: Oh shit...
Eric: So um, where you from? Boston?
Fatima: (bellowing) Why do you ask?
Eric: Well um, you remind me of this girl I met in uhhh... Cape Cod.
Fatima: WHAAT?! Are you calling me Cape Cod League?! You're DEAD little man!
Eric: Oh no!!! *gets thrown through window*
Fatima: I may be a bit healthy, but check this out! *flashes everyone; rolls upon rolls of blubber flop out*
Richard: For the love of God...
Mike: I share that feeling man.
Dave: More cushion for the pushin' baby! Awwwww riiiight!





Mark H. UD contributer since February 2004.

Cape Cod League by Mark H April 29, 2005

Rock Cod 

Any person's allficted with the orangey red hair and flesh freckles that closely mimic the west Australian reef fish.

Hey bro hows that hot bird at the bar ?
Ohh you mean the rock cod?

Rock Cod by Zooplankton regrowth May 21, 2019

Cape cod academy 

A terrible school. Even if not everyone is rich, they all have the same mentality. The dress code is awful and you’re forced to wear khakis, collared shirts, and dress shoes. Nobody likes cape cod academy at all. They refuse to pay their teachers enough, and the education itself honestly sucks. I learned more in one year of Spanish in public school than I did my 6 years at CCA. They also constantly make fun of you, including the teachers. Their sports are terrible as well. CCA is overpriced and bad.

“Oh you’re home from the psych ward? Cool we’re going to tell everyone”
“My dad stopped working at Cape Cod Academy because the school is incredibly racist”
“I turned down a job at Cape Cod Academy because they only offered me $23,000 a year.”

Cape cod academy by EpicgamerLeo December 2, 2020

toxic cod kids 

fucking retards that yell git gud at the game nub ez claps when they kill you

toxic cod kids that are fucking retards that yell git gud at the game nub ez claps

toxic cod kids by ez claps muttafucka git gud February 15, 2022

Salting her cod 

Noun nutting inside a girls pussy

Oh shit I was Salting her cod last night !!!!

Salting her cod by Deke freak June 14, 2018

rod da cod 

A gay beaner that enjoys going to the store to grab sum milk with the fam. He enjoys copying Jokes like Mucho Big Fax, yakima, And stop lying for clout

This nibba be looking like a Rod da cod
Aye B who dis, it’s rod da cod

rod da cod by MidgetGangBangAllDayEveryDay January 31, 2019

Swear to cod 

Swearing on God, but instead Cod, to make it seem like you said God.

"Aye bro did you take a sip of my drink when I wasn't looking?" "Nah swear to cod I didn't"

Swear to cod by mihailopupovac November 24, 2022