Christmas Tree

Penetration by a freshly shaved penis (therefore rough like pine needles) or having some sort of diseases (gift that keeps on giving).

I received a Christmas Tree form my boyfriend.

by Banebdeath December 13, 2010

Jesus Christmas

A jokingly and less offensive/disgraceful approach to using "Jesus Christ" as an interjection.

"Jesus Christmas! I think I just ripped mah panties!"

by PlasticMakesPerfect April 9, 2007

Christmas eyes

One who takes part in smoking marijuana that has green eyes, who's eyes are red because of the high while their iris is green.

#1: "Dude! You've got christmas eyes!"
#2: "Must be from the bowl I just smoked!"

by Naughty Pillows September 27, 2010

heil christmas

Heil Christmas means to have a Victorious Christmas. Due to the intermixing of German with the word Christmas, it has a (somewhat negative) double meaning.

Me: Heil Christmas!
Someone else: Whoa that's some interesting wordplay, Jesus was a Jew, and you know what those Germans did with those ovens and showers.
Me: I spread Christmas cheer wherever I go!

by methodangel December 20, 2009

christmas song

"Chestnuts Roasting on an Open Fire" was made famous by Nat King Cole. Ignorant people tend to believe that it is called "The Christmas Song," but they obviously have no clue of what they are talking about.

What is the name of that song that starts off like "Chestnuts roasting on an open fire, Jack Frost nipping at your nose?"

Dude...It's called "Chestnuts Roasting on an Open Fire," you idiot. If you believe it's "The Christmas Song" than look it up on wikipedia or something reliable.

Oh. Okay

by Mel Torme December 14, 2006

White Christmas

A "White Christmas" or "Stocking Stuffer" is when you sneak downstairs on the night before Christmas - when not a creature is stirring, not even a mouse - and pull down one of the stockings hanging from the chimney with care, place the stocking over your penis, jerk off in it, and then hang the stocking back up above the chimney.

I've been wet-dreaming of a White Christmas. I wonder what I got for a stocking stuffer!?

by DHA0714 November 28, 2014

Christmas Tree

A delicious vagina

I was licking my girlfriend's Christmas Tree last night.

by freebjs June 21, 2010