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Greeko Catholic

i can't believe you looked this up
Did you know he's Greeko Catholic? That means they only celebrate birthdays in even numbered years and can't eat things colored by a non-primary color!
by blumbos November 6, 2022
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St Mary Catholic Elementry School

St.Mary Catholic Elementry School is were everyones a pussy and snitches, the princibles are shit and the school acts rich but is acc poor AF, they steal the money and realry give back to the kids. the teacher are too hard on these kids and the kids act like animals (mostly)
I go to St Mary Catholic Elementry School
by easybaker0029 March 7, 2023
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Catholic celebrity culture vulture

One who angles for friendships or chumming with a Catholic celebrity for the name dropping clout. They make friends with people considered "celebrities" in Catholic circles in order to become well known themselves.
When that new author came into town, the poor guy was surrounded by Catholic celebrity culture vultures trying to be his new best friend.
by LizzY23 April 23, 2023
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Lake Michigan Catholic

A poor private public school across the street from a courthouse. This place has at least 8 teachers leave every year and is infested by human centipedes.
by Mr. Salerno December 2, 2019
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oakland catholic

Oakland catholic is a school of stuck up bitches who all have horrible spray tans and post thirst traps on TikTok just to get the must central sluts to like their slut asses back. DO NOT under any circumstances send your daughter here. The light you one saw in her sweet, innocent eyes will be slowly but surely dragged out. The immense amount of cart oil she will inhale her freshmen year might just kill her then. If you walk through the halls and even make eye contact with some of these girls, a rumor will be spread about you in the next 24 hours. Everyone here has a bible quote in their bio but seriously has like 30 plus bodies. ALSO, every girl here has fucked their friends man, friend groups pass around dick like it's a fucking basketball it should be labeled incest. Stay far away from these she-devils, all they want is some central dick and to become a mission trip leader (so that they can post themselves holding a Jamaican child on instagram).
oh she goes to Oakland catholic she must have 500 bodies
Did you see her instagram bio, ya she goes to Oakland catholic
by jumpingleapfrog77 August 20, 2025
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Catholic Soda

Think I am going to head down to the parish festival and crush a couple Catholic sodas tonight.
by PeterSandwich October 13, 2023
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fish fry catholic

Raised Catholic, doesn’t really go to church anymore, decent person, but loves getting trashed in line at a grade school to smash some fish.
Man, Jason is just a fish fry catholic. I never see him at church anymore.
by Tysonchicken86 April 1, 2022
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