buttercrotch candy

Buttercrotch is when you cum inside an old lady and she fingers herself until the semen's viscosity thickens, much like churning butter.

"Man I fucked a milf last night and she made me some buttercrotch candy."

by TheArmoredGerbil April 6, 2014

Roof Candy

Windsurfers, surfboards, kayaks, bicycles, all types of sports toys, loaded on the roof of the car

After loading all of my windsurfers and surfboards on the car to go on vacation, I had some serious roof candy. It caused many admiring stares from other drivers.

by Philly Hockey Player October 31, 2014

Candy shop

I'll take you to the candy shop 😏

I'll let you lick the lollipop 🍭

Louis is regretting it already, but it’s not like he can abort the mission now. He quickly presses play on his phone, places the glitter spray by the bed and turns the light off again, except for the light bulbs hanging with the garlands. The music is loud, bass slow, and 50 Cent’s “mm-hmm yeah” is filling the room. Louis scrambles on top of the bed, positioning himself facing the door.

The door swings open, just as the song goes “So seductive,” and Harry walks in.

“I take you to the candy shop,” 50 Cent sings, and Louis leans up on the bed, locking his eyes on Harry’s shocked expression.

by Larry_jitters_4_lauren April 25, 2022

candy sausages

An interjection used when you fail at something or make a mistake.

"Oh candy sausages!" I screamed as I got back my test.

by cold_eyes May 31, 2014

[Profile Candy]

A highly attractive person who is your 'friend' on a social networking site such as Facebook or Myspace. Usually added based purely on their appearance.

John has like 600 friends on facebook, what's with that?

Nah, they're not really friends, they're just Profile Candy. Didn't ya notice most of them were hotties?

by Alecto83 January 21, 2009

Nanna Candies

Those strawberry hard candies with the soft center. They come individually wrapped to look like real strawberries. Every grandma's got 'em.

Dude, hand me over one of those nanna candies

by MelBleezy September 30, 2010

Meme Candy

Something that is apparently likely to become an internet meme or spur the creation of such memes. Something memorable, quotable, or for other reasons expected to go viral.

Derived from the phrase "eye candy" and related to "fan service" although not necessarily intentional.

Friendship is Magic and Adventure Time are popular online because they are full of meme candy.

by Alrecenk February 9, 2013