brown breakfast

Exactly what you think it is. No, really.

"Hey Steve, did she feed you when you woke up this morning?"

"Yeah, she unloaded a nice brown breakfast right into my mouth!"

by THE Big Stiff April 25, 2014

Breakfast duo

The sexual , yet painful act of cooking scrambled eggs with a friend and rubbing your moist balls on the eggs with your friend until you both ejaculate, blowing your load all over the eggs and proceeding to eat them with your buddy.

This morning was amazing me and colton preformed the breakfast duo, the best way to start the day off right!

by The cup of cum April 17, 2017

stampede breakfast

When you shit on someone's chest, mash it into a flapjack and start flipping it over and over, shouting "yahoo" while bucking on top of them, and then making them eat the flapjack shit.

I gave Mark a Stampede Breakfast yesterday. He was thankful for the protein, but there was a lot of cleanup afterward.

by JimminyBrisket May 24, 2017

breakfast and study

Similar to Netflix and Chill for more sophisticated individuals who desire the desire the consumption of breakfast materials (i.e. Bagels, Bacon, Flax Granola, Cereal, Yogurt, Eggs, Vegetables) while they indulge in intellectual stimulation through studying together in pairs or groups. (Not to be confused with pears and grapes.)

Hey Katie, wanna Breakfast and Study in the morning? - Clarissa

by Felix is cool March 18, 2016

breakfast ghost

The ghost of someone who has faded away due to not having breakfast in time.

Late at night outside the Hoosier Diner, you can hear the faint moans of the breakfast ghosts that want bacon, eggs, and biscuits and gravy.

by Actuarius81 November 1, 2023

resolve breakfast

To have a poop after eating breakfast

I need to go to the bathroom and resolve breakfast

by rmfaulkner October 4, 2016

A Cincinnati Breakfast

A meal consisting of two eggs, a side of goetta and two slices of buttered rye toast. This meal can be eaten at any time of day.

A. What are you having?
B. I will have a cincinnati breakfast.
A. How would you like your eggs?
B. Over easy and the goetta crisp. Oh, and a coffee.

by maxxavier November 13, 2021