Is most definitely a Leo and homosexual. Probably got divorced (if married) because of commitment issues and cheated way too much.
“Did you hear? Brandon’s getting a divorce because he cheated too much; his husband now has to go to therapy because of the emotional trauma.”
by Heyfuckface November 29, 2019
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Me: Hi how you doing Brandon?
Brandon: Whatssup b****.
Girl: Hi Brandon.
Brandon: Hi (Ignores Me)
Girl: Why do you have a boner?
Brandon: Um....
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Girl: Hi Brandon.
Brandon: Hi (Ignores Me)
Girl: Why do you have a boner?
Brandon: Um....
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by Roxyroo May 2, 2019
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