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One in the baby maker, three in the brownie baker

One finger (primarily a thumb) in the vagina, three fingers in the butt-hole
Dude I was so drunk and she was so horny, so I for some reason put "One in the baby maker, three in the brownie baker" - This term was originally coined in a drunk-dial voicemail to a special friend after a night of drinking and after-partying in a hot tub with a naughty french girl.
by Bryan "DJ Kenn"/Will da Thrill January 12, 2009
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Baked Beans

- Noun

A delicious, nutritious and convenient food consisting of cooked navy beans in a sauce. Often sold in tins that, when full, can also be used as weapons which people's skulls can be smashed open with.

- Verb

The act of caving in a wanker's skull with the vigorous application of a tin of baked beans against their head.
Jason waxed wrathful when it emerged that someone had stolen some of his precious baked beans tins

Michael's head exploded in a shower of brain juices as Charles, leaping off a nearby fencepost with a fierce screeching, baked beansed him forcefully over the back of his head
by Charlemagne1993 August 8, 2017
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faker baker

Ryan McCall is a faker baker
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Bake Out

When you get into a small closed in area and smoke dope until the whole area is filled with thick smoke. Popular places for this include... Your friend's shitty car, closet, upside down trash can, 8th grade girls bathroom, tent with everything zipped up, and a normal room if you have atleast an 8th bag.
"Hey you guys wanna Bake Out Tim's car tonight?"
by Goatman April 25, 2004
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Ryan Baker Country Blumpkin

getting a blow job while your standing in the goat position while taking a crap.
"Man if I was Cleveland Brown I'd make my hookers give Ryan Baker Country Blumpkins all the time.
by Ryan Baker November 10, 2008
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Shake and Bake

phrase used when someone did something completely awesome
or when something completely awesome has just been said
then you and that other person you are conversating with pound fists.
jullian's friend; "Man, i can't believe you hooked up with that girl Kirstie, dude she HELLA FIIINE!"

jullian; "i know right."

jullian's friend; "Shake and bake"

*fist pound*
by keewahbee February 7, 2008
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baker

another word for stoner sept waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay better
man that kids baked alllll the time hes a huge baker
by the great jmc April 30, 2006
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