2 beers no shots

When you want to have a chill night and not blackout. You say, “I’m only going out for 2 beers no shots”. Which inevitably leads to you blackout the F out. Every single time.

Man 1: wanna drink tonight?
Man 2: sure, but I’m only having 2 beers no shots
Later that day….
Man 1&2: absolutely sideways.

by ModifiedPotato October 27, 2023

Pookie Bears

A Instagram group chat with members Alan, Edgar, jaasiel, Jesus, Johnathan, Matthew, and Victoria

We are Pookie Bears

by Pookie Pookster November 21, 2023

Pookie bears

A group chat with all your pookies.

Alan, Edgar, David, jaasiel, Jesus, Johnathan, Matthew, and Victoria are all Pookie Bears

by Pookie Pookster November 21, 2023

2 bears one cave

2 hairy men indulging in sexual intercourse in a dark damp cold environment

Wanna come play 2 bears one cave with me I always win.

by The Mottanator 400 December 1, 2023

2 bears 1 cave

2 hairy men Indulging in sexual intercourse while in a dark damp cold environment

Wanna come play 2 bears 1 cave? I always come out on top

by The Mottanator 400 December 4, 2023

Toxic Bearsculinity

An fictional term created by me to comment on the Man v Bear dilemma. Other terms also include Bearsplaining and so on, as a way to make fun of the dumb terms like mansplaining by switching man with bear, seeing as that's what women want these days.

Guy: Hear about the women choosing the bear?

Other Guy: It'll only be a matter of time before the woman starts Toxic Bearsculinity claims, and other claims Bearsplaining and the beartriarchy

by beartriarchy July 18, 2024

Tommy Beers

Tommy Beers is the name of the world champion beer smasher. He is always bringing the beers for the boys and drinking majority of them.

'Weyyy Tommy Beers what did you do on the weekend'
'Obviously had alot of beers with the boys!'

by slayqueenslayer March 21, 2024