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two batting

Waiting an unreasonable amount of time to update information. Especially if the information in question is important to a large important group of people.
Dude, I'm totally two batting my managers with the TPS reports.
by hrltwincities August 25, 2010
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happy-batter

Term for male cum used by Jeph Jacques. See also euphoria fluid.
We use condoms. She's not dripping my happy-batter everywhere we go.
by pavloviandoggy@gmail.com October 23, 2010
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derf batter

The act of 2 buck naked men in a horny frenzy come together taint to taint and mash them together until the sweat mixes with ass juice forming a burnt buttery looking substance that smells of Axe body spray, Ball sweat and Shit!
By the smell of him, I'd swear he was out making Derf Batter last night!
by Krumpet Puncher October 16, 2015
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Car battery

Car battery is where two dudes called christopher and greg get electronically charged and have anal sexual intercourse and set fire with there chargers
by no problem bruh August 24, 2017
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Boo Batter

When you get so turned on at the sight of her wearing her slutty Halloween costume you bend bend her over on the spot and rail it till you bust your man batter.
Rachel walked out in her slutty nurse costume. We never made it trick or treating cause I hiked up that skirt and pumped her full of boo batter.
by Dick Onchin October 29, 2020
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used car batteries

Put.
In.
The.
Ocean.
Now.
Bich.
YOU ARE FUCKING WELCOME FOR THE USED CAR BATTERIES ELECTRIC EELS
by UrDadIsGay:) November 17, 2021
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batterama

A word to describe a state of previously unknown drunkeness, often experienced on a Monday or Thursday night following heavy vodka consumption at Tiger Tiger.
Shaznay: "what even HAPPENED to you last night?!"

Craterson: "The bouncers chucked me out cos I was proper BATTERAMA"
by Thomizzle June 22, 2009
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