red Batman Paradox

The moment in ones life when one meets a degenerate that likes to groom little girls and hates anime

person 1: hey i just met this degenerate, he likes grooming little girls and hates anime.

person 2: yikes, sounds like the red Batman Paradox to me.

by le bruh moment April 19, 2021

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Batman Glowing Green

The universally most common solution to a problem, the way Batman is always holding kryptonite to beat Superman. Used to take the place of a longer answer that is generally already known.

Addict: "I struggle with addiction."
Non-addict: "Batman Glowing Green."

by Dr. Mangoman April 29, 2025

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Batman

Possibly one of the best superheroes of all time

Jimbob: YO BRO U SEE THAT NEW BATMAN GAME THAT CAME OUT?
Waymandostown: WHAT! WHAT'S IT CALLED?
Jimbob: ARKHAM CITY PAL!
Waymandostown: I NEED IT

by Guy Who Tells Stuff And Such September 7, 2023

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BaTmAn

Da da da da da da da da BaTmAn

by Gael.AB May 15, 2017

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Batman

Abbreviation for

Big
Angry
Testosterone fuelled
Man
Attacking at
Night

BATMAN

Guy - Holy shit is that BATMAN?
Guy 2 - He looks big, angry and testosterone fuelled

by Piss_Bowl November 5, 2021

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it's a bat that was bitten by a radioactive man. his family was murdered to death, so he became an edgelord who beats up people until they get knocked out, but at least he has a sick song

NANANANANANANANA BATMAAAAN

batman beat up my dad and now he's mentally handicapped

by CakeEatingPirate February 24, 2021

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