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Sergeant Baker

A botched taper or fade haircut that looks like a military-style buzz cut.
Dirk: Hey, nice haircut... but I thought you were joining the Peace Corps, not the Marine Corps.

Lance: Yeah, the dumbass at Great Clips gave me a Sergeant Baker even though just asked him to clean up the sides.

Dirk: Well, it will grow back... I guess.

Lance: Yeah, let's go get some fuckin' pancakes.
by Vepa H May 31, 2013
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Baker's Week

8 days. Another unit to measure days, rather than saying a week and a day.

Just as a baker's dozen is 13, one more than a regular dozen of 12, a baker's week is 8 days, one more than 7 days in a normal week.
Hey, my birthday's 8 days away!

Great, I'll see you at the party in a Baker's Week!
by TheFiend138 April 29, 2019
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Baker Pangolin

The best baker in town! Makes wonderful bread and muffins.
"Who's the best baker of them all?"
"Baker Pangolin!"
by BakaDog February 15, 2017
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Baker Boy

A boy or someone masculine who is adorable or cute, has a parental nature especially if they’re good with a niece or a girl. They can also bake (From scratch or from the box) however not always a baker.
He’s so cute!
Yeah, he’s a baker boy
by SykoG July 21, 2021
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Megan baker

Clearly always right, never over reacts , always cool calm and collected is one of the luckiest lady's in the world to be given a heart from the one and only old bones
Megan baker is perfect even when not perfect.
by Bonelove September 24, 2020
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A Baker

Do you see that hippy over there with no sense of cleanliness, human decency or the ability to generate personal accountability and leech off of the government like a communist - also they use a lot of chewing tobacco? Man what a Baker.
John: Hey! Are you a Trump Supporter?
Kyle : No I’m A Baker
by Histamines Man February 1, 2024
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Bakering

To show narcissistic traits. One who “bakers” will generally try to manipulate any and all situations or people to benefit themselves regardless of the cost to others.
He was “bakering” all morning instead of simply admitting he was wrong.
by That guy 12890 February 24, 2023
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