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bakers cock ring

A Bakers Cock Ring is when one (usually elderly men) raps a twist tie around their cock to pervert it from leaking.
I used to leak everywhere before I started using a Bakers cock ring
by Ipoopmypants.com February 17, 2022
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Conner Baker

The guy everyone likes but the one I love but he won’t notice
Everyone: Hey looker it’s Conner Baker
Conner Baker: Hey
by TheDorky1 December 18, 2021
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A Baker

Do you see that hippy over there with no sense of cleanliness, human decency or the ability to generate personal accountability and leech off of the government like a communist - also they use a lot of chewing tobacco? Man what a Baker.
John: Hey! Are you a Trump Supporter?
Kyle : No I’m A Baker
by Histamines Man February 1, 2024
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Sergeant Baker

A botched taper or fade haircut that looks like a military-style buzz cut.
Dirk: Hey, nice haircut... but I thought you were joining the Peace Corps, not the Marine Corps.

Lance: Yeah, the dumbass at Great Clips gave me a Sergeant Baker even though just asked him to clean up the sides.

Dirk: Well, it will grow back... I guess.

Lance: Yeah, let's go get some fuckin' pancakes.
by Vepa H May 31, 2013
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bakers shit

not too solid and not too loose...if you could shit into a pastry bag and decorate a cake with it.
brown cream cheese flowed from my ass...a classic bakers shit.
by squid_x January 11, 2021
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Haley baker

A Haley baker is a amazing and Inspiring person she has her ups and downs and is usually a blonde head if u see her try give her a chance she is amazing she usually gets all the boys attention when she comes through but a kendall, and more names seem to get her attention more and she does have a bad side but try not to get on it if u ever get a haley baker hold her tight and never let go she is a real one!!😍❤️
“You see Haley baker”

“Yea she is fine as usual”
Well I heard she was dating a kendall

He is lucky”
by Jake albans April 12, 2019
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Simeon Baker

An individual who will sabotage and betray you
by some_real definitions August 24, 2022
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