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i'm going to "Badger" this job like i "Badgered" your mom last night!
Badger by Jbrizzlefoshizzle April 28, 2023
A person who sports the Stone Island branded badge at every conceivable opportunity.
There's a badger, over there, nothing is going to kick off here, tonight.

There were a lot of badgers at that Britain First rally, on Saturday!
Badger by MaksR January 10, 2024

honey my badger 

It means to see someone you haven't seen in awhile or to poop a wet poop
honey my badger by Mr not smart February 8, 2024

Badger Walking 

Using the journey to a destination or location as an excuse to pass gas.
Meg: I think I’m going to the store today.

Jade: What are you going to buy?
Meg: Nothing, I’m just going to be badger walking there and back.
Badger Walking by Eggyeggtoo June 5, 2024
Badger is a large-headed, big-nosed, googly-eyed, bushy-eyebrowed person. He tends to be super short, dumb, nerdy, yet still dumb. Despite all that, he has a huge head, and his humor is on par with a baby. He tries to be trendy in his fashion; for instance, he likes to taper fade his beard, wears jordans for his pants, and an Indiana pacer sweater.

Some accurate comparisons for his look are:
-Naked mole-rat
-Chicken little
-Nerdy spongebob
-Lionel Messigician

Overall, thats crazy.
Oh lord! Look at that Badger! It is a spectacle.
Hello, you look like a Badger.
Oh I see, your fashion sense is like that of a Badger.
Moumen looks like a Badger.
Badger by number1badgerfan November 7, 2024

Badger Basher 

A person whose sole mission in life seems to be tearing down UW-Madison, mostly because they weren’t admitted.
“Every time someone mentions Madison, John—the Badger Basher who wanted to attend but was rejected—delusionally insists that Whitewater is superior.”
Badger Basher by anonymous January 2, 2025