Ego buying

Buying merchandise or any item just to feel like your with cool crowd, but you don't have money and just waste it when you can.

Tyler really wanted that limited edition sneaker Jay-Z has, so he ended up ego buying the same expensive sneaker even though he doesn't have money to eventually pay for it.

by theryanc0la February 15, 2024

Why did I even buy this mug?

What you might ask after buying a mug from Urban Dictionary.

1: Hey man, that mug sucks.
2: I thought it was funny, but now that I think of it, why did I even buy this mug?

by Why did I even buy this mug? April 25, 2024

wi-buy

Purchases made at a dining establishment to assuage the user's guilt for using the restaurant's wifi access for extended periods of time.

There was no internet connection at the hotel, so I had to work for seven hours at the Panera across the street. I made over $28 in wi-buys, so I'm cool with it.

by The Exacerbater July 01, 2010

Buy The Porsche

The thing you want in life but everyone tells you you shouldn’t get because of their own limiting beliefs

GO AND BUY THE PORSCHE

by ZYN ZYNNER May 04, 2024

im buying criminality

Representing a person as a transgender, femboy and / or furry with more than 12 pronouns and loves being a socialistic activist about their rights.

Hey bro, im buying criminality

by XDDD@#$@(#& September 25, 2021

taylor bui

a dumb gay bottom

Daniel: “Hey have you met Taylor Bui?”
k: “Yes, I have! She gives me dumb bottom energy.”

by femboypegger420 November 07, 2020

National Buy your Girlfriend a Chinchilla Day

7/8/2023 Every year is National Buy your Girlfriend a Chinchilla Day. This day celebrates the occasion where girlfriends are gifted a Chinchilla for their love and joy they bring to their significant other. A chinchilla costs on average $150 - $350 USD meaning an extra cost of living will be added to those with beautiful girlfriends.

One stormy night on the Seventh of August;

Boyfriend: Hey Girlfriend, guess what I got you!
Girlfriend: Omg, what is it?!
Boyfriend: A chinchilla!
Girlfriend: OMG I LOVE CHINCHILLA'S! WHY DID YOU GET ME ONE?
Boyfriend: Because it is National Buy your Girlfriend a Chinchilla Day!

by I look like a bookshelf August 07, 2023