toddlers breakfast

The result of a particularly messy sexual endevour

I smashed your mum last night, by the time I'd finished she resembled a toddlers breakfast

by TheFerretsWheels July 24, 2016

Public breakfast

When a male on the toilet is shitting, he runs outside with shit sticking half-way out his ass, and screams, "LOOK AT MY BREAKFAST!"

Yesterday, I did a public breakfast, and it fell out.

by Thethekvr May 14, 2014

concrete breakfast

to get so drunk that you wake up the following morning after sleeping face down on the ground outside

fuck man thats a lot of booze im gunna end up having a concrete breakfast tommorow

by the lazy domski June 14, 2011

Country breakfast

1 egg

This is of course a reference to Danny Gonzalez

I would like scrambled country breakfast

by MSRgaming June 9, 2021

Plumbers breakfast

Worker that likes to receive pipe for breakfast

Look at him taking his plumbers breakfast

by alucarx September 18, 2016

Breakfast-eye

This is what you call someone with a lazy eye. One eye is looking at you and the other eye wandered off to breakfast.

Was that bartender looking at me or you? Not really sure, that is the breakfast-eye that lives upstairs.

by Newt07091971 November 13, 2019

berlin breakfast

a line of speed. As in amphetamine

after a long night of partying, jane really enjoyed her berlin breakfast.

by davebakerbake April 16, 2017