slam blasted

When you are so high your motor functions are impeded. Sentences become hard to formulate and you look cross-eyed.

Friend 1: Bro what's wrong with you, are you high?

Me: Nah bro I'm slam blasted...

by slam blasted March 22, 2020

blaterz

Another word for blatantly. in other words obviously

bruv thats so fucking blaterz

by monki 13 April 22, 2007

blister fister

Taking a lit cigarette and burning the rim of the anus. As the blisters appear you pop them with a forward motion of the fist using the pus as lubricant for easy insertion.

My butt is so sore after a blister fister

by Goodaz April 25, 2011

cock blister

Cock Blister, (noun) cock-blister
1)A sore that occurrs on the "cock" from exsessive cock beatingor masterbation.
2)A swelling of a localized area resulting from dry humping.
3)A bump of puss aquired from your friendly naborhood ho. Probably should get that checked.
4)Resulting from chaffing from clothing during pilates.Fag.

1)Why are you acting like a "Cock Blister"?
2)Your about as smart as a "Cock Blister", cause yer heads' full of puss.
3) Thats about as painful as a "Cock Blister"!

by NickName4U May 2, 2006

Blasted

Covered with tattoos

'My friend is so blasted, he looks like lil Wayne.'

by Rock3t November 3, 2008

blister

A type of retail packaging that looks like a transparent bubble glued or taped to a cardboard backing.

"He was selling a vintage star wars figure but the blister was coming unglued from the cardback"

by TC84 February 12, 2013

basterd

When someone is too stupid to spell bastard, basterd is often the result.

Moron: STFU U DUM BASTERD!!!!!1111
Normal person: Try not typing like an idiot for once in your life.

by Anonymous July 27, 2003