Beaver Narcotics

n. That which intoxicates a male in the throes of new infatuation leaving him senseless, useless and wishy-washy. The affected individual may lose all desire for any human contact other than with the object of his desire. Symptoms may include glazed eyes, thousand yard stare and a compulsion to divulge details of recent sexploits with anyone who will listen. Immediate effects of beaver narcotics are post coital pliability and a desire to turn all possessions and free will over to the pussy pusher.

See also: Pussy Whipped, and Snatch Trapped

ex. "Hey, we haven't seen Marvin in a while. What's his deal?"
Dude, you don't know? He's all strung out on Beaver Narcotics. He's willed everything to his new girlfriend, Dorcas. I think he's been snatch-trapped.

by Crankshaw October 1, 2009

Beaver Buzz

Canadian term used to refer to feeling more energized than usual

I was having a beaver buzz when I woke up this morning

by SmokingSchmidt October 24, 2022

Beaver Face

n.
a person whose face resembles a beaver with such characteristics like bucked teeth

See Miley Cyrus

Person 1: Have you ever notice that Miley Cyrus looks like a

beaver?

Person 2: Yeah, she's such a beaver face

by make.a.wish December 10, 2009

Justin beaver

justin beaver is a mythical creature that uses its tail while singing highly to disorient and kill its prey. which is unaffective on any creature around age 11-14, or prostitues.

uh oh, i thought i spotted a justin beaver hiding in my closet.

by holy_shit_its_a_cow January 16, 2011

beaver slap

When a woman takes her overly-loose pussy lips and binds them together with yarn. After her lips are bound, she then proceeds to "slap" them against her partner's eye in a backhanded motion until one of her partner's eyes swells completely shut...arrrrgh...pirate style!

The impact of Jenny's beaver slap rendered Jerry's right eye useless.

by assclown23 April 3, 2003

Shooting beaver

The act of a woman spreading her legs while wearing a short skirt and no panties so you can see her vagina.

I was sitting in class and Amy was shooting beaver at me from across the room.

by ekks September 24, 2010

Wally and the Beaver

Walter Mondale and Geraldine Ferraro, democratic candidates for President and Vice President in the 1984 election.

From two characters in the Leave it to Beaver TV show.

Walter Mondale and Geraldine Ferraro were a couple of mush wimp do-gooder liberal twerps. They wanted to raise taxes use the money to support lazy people. They wanted to pass and enforcepolitically correct racist laws. During the campaign, people ridiculed them as "Wally and the Beaver."

by Joao Bufamarillo May 13, 2005