Batting Balls

Euphemistic reference to male masturbation. Jacking off.

What did you do last night? Stayed home batting balls.

My mom walked in on me batting balls last night. All she could say was Wow!

Coach: You missed hitting practice today. Where were you?
Player: No worries coach. I was in the locker room batting balls.

by Eaton Holgoode January 16, 2019

Battle Log

A person that disconnects half way through a fight.

Usually interpreted with the name 'Nathan'.

"who battle logged?"
"Nathan"

by 821abuQ February 16, 2021

batting day remake

a fucking shitty game that causes someone to develop brain rot

doctor: whats wrong

me: my brain dead

doctor: what have you been doing in your spare time?

me: i've been playing a game called batting day remake

doctor: well, you have really bad brain rot

by i hate freethinkers February 26, 2022

batter bitch slapper

A mechanical industrial machine used to stir bread batter.

"Here on this side of the room, we have the new batter bitch slapper. It works so much better than the batter blower.

by Savagecarcas October 5, 2022

Battle of Mid

a usually tedious event when two mediocre forgettable sports teams face each other

The Chicago Bears and Washington Commanders/Commies played each other on Thursday Night Football, it was the Battle of Mid.

by thegreengardener October 15, 2022

Battle Brother

A person who always has your back is someone who is always supportive and willing to help you. They are someone who you can rely on and trust to be there for you, no matter what. They are someone who will stand by you and defend you, even in difficult situations. They are a true friend, who is always willing to lend a helping hand or a listening ear. They are someone who has your best interests at heart and will go out of their way to ensure that you are taken care of. They have your back in good times and bad and you can trust them to have your back always. They are a person who you can rely on in any situation and they are always there to back you up.

"My battle brother and I have been through a lot together, I know I can always count on him to have my back."

by GalacticEmperorThunderbolt January 20, 2023

Battle of the Parkers

When the three different Parkers battle and see if Armageddon begins.

I really hope the Battle of the Parkers doesn't happen.

Yeah same.

by BattlerOfTheParkers June 2, 2023