carpenters balls

a painful testicular condition caused by sitting on a hot tar roof all day. causes your balls to swell and ache to the extreme

carl got carpenters balls from working on his roof an could barely walk for a week

by jessica1# February 8, 2010

Buzzard Balls

One who is always horny. Testicles that lead their owner to prey.

Hey Buzzard Balls, leave those girls alone and get home to your wife.

by GatorZap September 7, 2010

muffin balls

Little bite-sized (1.5cm x 1.5cm) balls of muffin. It is pieces of just muffin top baked into small balls.

Yo did you try lang's muffin balls?

Yeah man they were delicious!

by speens November 7, 2010

pukey balls

when a girl who is drunk pukes on your balls while giving felatio.

dude, this chick totally gave me the pukey balls last night! I didnt even see it coming!

by darealpukeyballs April 28, 2014

BroHaus Ballistic

A method of artificial insemination in which six guys each jerk off onto a separate Nerf dart, and putting each dart in a six-shooter Nerf gun. Then you spin the barrel and open fire into a girl's gaping vagina. 9 months later there's a ballistic and an episode of Maury.

Hey bro, what are you doing this Saturday? It turns out Chad's infertile so we're inviting his wife over for a BroHaus Ballistic.

by Haus of Brosef April 14, 2016

Lil balls nick

A boy named nick who is white 6'4 and has the tiniest balls in the whole world and was fucked by 5 black guys

Hey fam what's up
Shut the fuck up lil balls nick
Why
You were fucked by 5 black guys

by Big balls Steve June 11, 2016

Blue balls festival

1. A sausage convention where people compete for the biggest weiners by
stroking their dicks until the balls achieve the color of blue.

2. A festival where musicians play erotic-sounding music by shafting each other with the ends of their saxophones and trumpets until their testicles turn into the color of blue.

3. A music festival in Lucerne, Switzerland.

Me: Fuck Holmes your dick just poked me in the eye!

Bal-a-Balz: damn straight! I just won this year's blue balls festival. U bitches better recognize!

by Hornishmaus July 30, 2016