When you are so incredibly high that the only thing you can mutter to your smoking buddy is "I'm baked Alaska". And instantly they know how dank your weed was.
by bell-UH-IZ March 14, 2017
the act of smoking pot before school starts, usually around 7am or so. Frequently accompanied by pink floyd music videos.
Matt invited me to a wake and bake, but I don't smoke pot, nor do I want to be friends with that fat bastard.
by the prophet March 26, 2003
by Sir Smoke-alot June 10, 2006
When a friend is a total faggort and ditches everyone he knows to chase after some skanky pussy, he has "baked goodz"
This comes from the concept that after his balls have been severed from his body, they are baked in a pastry of some sort by the she-whore he has been pursuing. These "Baked Goodz" are then served to his former friends in an act of spite.
This comes from the concept that after his balls have been severed from his body, they are baked in a pastry of some sort by the she-whore he has been pursuing. These "Baked Goodz" are then served to his former friends in an act of spite.
"Hey, has anyone seen Steve?"
"Nope, Baked Goodz has been trolling the underbelly of the town looking for whores the last three weekends."
"Nope, Baked Goodz has been trolling the underbelly of the town looking for whores the last three weekends."
by Joe from Mint February 08, 2008
by jenn g February 02, 2005
The culinary taste sensation arisen from the aftermath of a good high: AKA "the munchies", that results in the conclusion that ziti contains a divine splendor of which no other food comprises. This coincides with a yearning to savor the taste, for which doesn't present much of an issue because you will more than likely have a strenuous time masticating. Baked ziti is often ingested with brownies, but is not limited by or exclusive to.
This baked ziti was truly crafted by the gods themselves. It's like a never-ending orgasm in my mouth.
by ChiztheWiz January 24, 2011