awkwardism

A condition in which a person identifies themselves as being awkward.

"Your friend is showing signs of awkwardism."

by R. Pieces June 16, 2016

awkward convo

conversations over texts that consists a lot of the 😂 emoji and texts like "wyd" "nmu" "nothing #loner4life😂" "haha sameeee😂" ...don't act like you don't know what I am talking about

person 1: heeyyyy you were texting Jake?(;
person 2: yeah but it was just like awkward convos

by Not Putting My Real Name May 14, 2016

Awkward Goodbyer

When a fuckboy doesn't know how to say goodbye

Sara told Bobby he was an awkward goodbyer. Being the fuckboy he is, Bobby said, "I gotcha. I'll work on that shit." Only to never intend on working on it...

by bleachitaway January 6, 2017

Awkward Tango

When you encounter someone else directly in your way while walking and attempt to move out of the way but they move in front of your new position on accident and you both walk away feeling extremely awkward. #LunsfordSaidItFirst

Bill: "Hey Roy why you look so red?" Roy:"I did the awkward tango with that girl I like and now I wanna go home."

by Cold_One_With_The_Bois May 25, 2018

Awkward

When a boy kisses a boy but dosen't want to

This is so awkward

by smertieboi February 22, 2019

Awkward

Every girl named Rachel

Oh she's a Rachel alright.
Oh she's awkward alright

by Chickenwings444 December 3, 2019

Awkward

When a fat guy walks in a bar, orders a drink, sits next to the first girl he sees, looks her dead in the eye and without anything else said, says "Pussy fart" *maintains eye contact then proceeds to take a drink*

Chase walks in a bar orders himself some brandy sits next to Jessica and stares her in the eye and says pussy fart *everyone stares in the ultimate awkward silence*

by dr_midgetboi January 14, 2020