Law of averages

A water ingression problem

Water wont rise above 1m. Law of averages innit

by anonymous January 14, 2021

smarter than the average bare

Refers to a nudist-camp member who possesses more brains than most of his fellow in-the-buff neighbors.

I wanted to have sex with an attractive chick whom I saw sunning herself "au naturale" and therefore presumably ultra-comfy with casual intimacy, but she turned out to be significantly smarter than the average bare in that although she was indeed "willing", she insisted that I use condoms.

by QuacksO May 20, 2021

Bigger than average

Gigantic

Steve's head is bigger than average

by Rob74 June 24, 2021

batting above her average

Look at her batting above her average. That Josh sure is cute and nicer then the other others shes dated. To date someone better.

Wow she sure is batting above her average. Josh is a heaps better pick compared to her previous boyfriends.

by Batting above her average December 12, 2022

A friend of Asnerom

An imaginary person

They're as real as a friend of Asnerom.

by ArsenalFC3000 May 19, 2023

As useful as the average politician

Used to describe how useless something or someone is

A lot of the regulatory bodies meant to protect consumers are as useful as the average politician.

by Kofi_essil July 21, 2024

Pup Pup Anergy

An opposite animal, as defined by the seven-year-old who coined the term, but said "animal" is almost invariably a dog. More specifically, it is a very cute or endearing animal and is synonymous to "skrunkle" or "scrimblo." Usually, the phrase is shortened to "Pup Pup," "Nerg," or "Nergy."

Note: Pronounce any and all forms of this word with a hard G, as in "grass"

What a wonderous Pup Pup Anergy!

Wow, that's a pretty big Nerg!

I've never seen a Nergy like that one!

What a glorious Pup Pup!

by GIRw4ffl3z1869 September 7, 2023