Austin Conger

A common species of female that has been known to exist in the Winston-Salem and DC regions. This species is often awkward and attempts to do crazy shit. The species is also very clumsy often walking into things when they are going places. They also think that they are the coolest; some might call them trend followers. They are also known to get fired up at times, often seen running unexpectedly to wherever they go. They dislike cats as they are always looking for cats to murder. Often naive and unknowing it is common to also spot them in the woods as they have been known to LOVE snipe hunts. But in the end this species is harmless as it merely floats through its life looking for direction.

"Hey Austin Conger do you think you could catch a snipe for me?"
Responce "Sure, but im not very good at it as I have never caught one before"

"Hey Austin Conger look out for that lamp post!"
Responce "To late... thats gonna leave a bruse."

"No don't kill the kitty!"
Responce "To late its already in pieces"

by A Co-Worker October 30, 2012

austin bell

hot new canaan kid who flirts with girls then goes off and dates other girls for a max of three days...HUGE player

austin bell is john tucker

by tesstesstess January 1, 2012

austin minnesota

Austin Minnesota is the definition of death. It is infested with crackheads and violence. They are known for there good soccer players but there football team absolutely sucks

Don’t go to Austin Minnesota . Unless you like crack or violence STAY AWAY!

by Shortgirly235 January 14, 2018

austin ashby

A dumb ass nigga who thinks he knows everything about hunting and wilderness skills

Man don't pull an Austin Ashby

by Ragbag December 10, 2013

austin miller

a youtuber with the username starcountry with 10k subscribers on fortnite

wow i love watching austin miller's shorts on youtube

by tillerbiller February 12, 2023

austin kier

the hottest, sexiest person you will ever have the pleasure of meeting. Not only is he satisfying in bed he can rock your world like no other. He is gentle but rough. His penis is beautiful and very very soft. He is sweet, funny, charming, romantic, very muscular, and has beautiful arm hair. He is the kind of guy who likes family and loves dogs. He can get angry but if you know him well he is the kind that will cool off.

I met Austin Kier last night and I no longer want another guy.

by barenakedlady October 13, 2011

Austin Samson

(1)A lil' bitch whom doesn't have the particular testicular dimensions to face the people he's screwed over.

(2) generic bro whom thinks all women are shit when he's dumped do to him being a manipulative sack of 💩

STRANGER: "hey what's that smell?"
Me* looks a foot
Me: "damn it, I got some Austin Samson on my shoe."

by Savagelysalty😂😅😭 December 2, 2021