lay the donkey down

The act of rubbing your ass on an object, and then giving it to someone (preferably without their knowledge).

That trick stole my man, so I'm gonna sneak into her bedroom and lay the donkey down on her pillow .

by Macncheezy March 31, 2017

Egg Laying Goose

A really bad golf shot or a really pathetic golf team in Wilmington DE.

After driving several golf balls into a pond, the huge grey goose flew off and layed an egg in mid-air.

What an Egg Laying Goose! Want to take a mulligan?

by Semore-Hineys May 5, 2009

Laying on my legs

Doing another's work.

Richard needs to keep up he's "laying on my legs"

by anonymous February 12, 2022

Girl go lay

A word from youtuber iamzoie or gotdamnzo: To politely an attention seeker shut up the fuck up

Girl 1: Oh my gosh this dress looks so bad on me
Girl 2: No it doesn’t, you look stunning

Girl 1: No I dont, I look so ugly:(
Girl 2: Girl go lay💀

by nextK1d June 20, 2022

Lay off the bong

A phrase that people use when their linked to the Mandela Effect

“So I think whoever is apart of this whole mandela stuff is usng this to make it look like were not stuck in a different universe”

Bob(works for government): Heyy lay off the bong bruh. The Mandela affect is stupid

by TashiTash November 22, 2019

lay a dozen eggs

A phrase used when someone feels the urge to take a massive shit.

Frank has quite the look of discomfort.... he must be ready to lay a dozen eggs.

by Petrified Cornlog April 28, 2019

lay some pie

To have sex with somebody

Bob: did you lay some pie last night?
Jason: mhm 😏
Bob: was it fun?
Jason: oh yeah 😏

by scandalous much March 24, 2022