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Alpha female

A female who spends more time talking and bragging about being an alpha female than she does being an alpha female. Is overconfident at everything except what matters in life, like making people smile. Anything else from sports to intellect is something they love to brag about all the time, since bragging is a birthright of an alpha female, even if feeling or being anything besides a covert narsissisus is something they don't quite get.
Look, over here, I'm selling an oven that bakes 120 types of medication that I'm going to give somebody else even though I'm the one that needs it, I'm an alpha female.
by Solid Mantis October 31, 2016
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Alpha Female

The Alpha Female is the head of the gyno-herd, guiding them for a evening out drinking and partying. Executive decisions such as where to go, what drinks to order, what guys to talk to, who to fuck, all fall under the jurisdiction of the Alpha Female.

Any forward attempts to woo a herd of women should always be focused on convincing the Alpha Female that it is a good idea.

If the Alpha Female goes, the rest of the skirts will go too.

*note* The Alpha Female is typically the angriest of the group. Often are result of poor treatment from past boyfriends. The Alpha Female's wrath is dangerous and should be approached with extreme caution.
Frank started in right away and approached the large, husky Alpha Female, inviting her and her friends to drink with us.
by deeznutz999 August 9, 2010
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Alpha Weasels

Backstabbing employees whose inflated ambitions and obsessions with work cause people not to like them and sabotages their chances for advancement
Alpha Weasels are often too consumed by their ambitions to have a life beyond the walls of the office.
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Alpha Phi

Typically the least classy sorority on campus. Their only priorities are partying, getting laid, and causing drama. NEVER JOIN ALPHA PHI. You don't want to be "that girl".
If it hurts to pee, it's from an Alpha Phi.
by thatbitch1862 September 11, 2014
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alpha slut

Someone who is not a whore but gets with guys quite often and they are awesome people!!!
Alex, Jodie, and Whitney are "alpha sluts"
by FRACKfan28 October 16, 2008
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alpha chi obesa

The sorority of Alpha Chi Omega, who used to be hot, but then they got fat. God Damn.
Those bitches in AXO are fucking fat now, they are forever known as Alpha Chi Obesa.
by Hugh G. Rection March 24, 2005
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alpha operator

Noun: A supreme drama "wench" that frequents the Gamespy Forums under many pseudonyms. Applies to any person who is hated because thay are a "pansy" or extremely boring but cannot comprehend why. Often condescending and manipulative.
Oh man, that alpha operator sure is spamming up the message boards with stuff about mushrooms and Chernobyl. Who cares?
by pewp October 30, 2003
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