Noun - when an Alaskan stripper gives you a lap dance & leaves a streak down your pant leg.
Can also be used with any state or town!
Can also be used with any state or town!
Man, I got this killer lap dance last night at the titty bar. The bitch gave me one helluva Alaskan Paint Job!
by Rusty Sheriff's Badge May 28, 2011
Get the Alaskan Paint Jobmug. Like an alaskan pipeline - only one uses the frozen shitsicle to masturbate with, after poking holes into it so that as they approach orgasm - an increasingly thick layer of feces melts out of the condom onto their hands/nether regions
Yo man - did you see that video Shirley posted of her giving herself a leaky alaskan pipeline? SHIT WAS SO CASH!
by realtimecrease August 20, 2022
Get the leaky alaskan pipelinemug. Fucking her in the ass til she gapes then dipping one ball in. When she makes her brown eye wink you'll never get it out
by Katiebearrrrrxxo September 15, 2016
Get the Alaskan bear trapmug. The sexual act where a female performs oral sex on a male. Upon male ejaculation the female pushes the semen out of her nostrils in a solid stream.
It was obvious that Greg has recieved an Alaskan Bugle Horn as Janet had semen streaming from her nostrils.
by The Purple Flute April 22, 2017
Get the alaskan bugle hornmug. While having Anal sex with your significant other leave His/Her arse gapping and ejaculate inside. Leaving all of your would-be children swimming inside.
Joel: So, how sex with Jennifer?
Mike: It was great! I gave her an Alaskan Fishing Well!
Joel: Damn son, you wild...
Mike: It was great! I gave her an Alaskan Fishing Well!
Joel: Damn son, you wild...
by _Chunky_But_Funky_ January 15, 2017
Get the Alaskan Fishing Wellmug. The Alaskan alarm clock is waking up your girlfriend or wife by throwing water with a ton of ice cubes or snow in it. Sometimes you can add live Alaskan Salmon. Then you both have some beers to warm up.
Tom: I woke up my wife with the Alaskan alarm clock. She complained she smelled like salmon and the beers didn't help. Now Stephanie made me sleep in the cold garage.
by CognitiveFuel September 2, 2023
Get the Alaskan alarm clockmug. This game consists of 5 black men and 5 white men.
To start have the 10 men cum in a bowl and mix it into a cake mixing.
For dinner use the cum frost as frosting to a cake when done slap all your dicks against it.
If all guys can break the cake in under 5 minutes they don't have to eat it.
If they don't its time to suck and gobble up everything.
For extra points do it while having anal sex ;)
To start have the 10 men cum in a bowl and mix it into a cake mixing.
For dinner use the cum frost as frosting to a cake when done slap all your dicks against it.
If all guys can break the cake in under 5 minutes they don't have to eat it.
If they don't its time to suck and gobble up everything.
For extra points do it while having anal sex ;)
by PXburnout November 26, 2021
Get the Alaskan Cum Dippermug.