Alabama goodbye

Departing due to serious drug addiction; the southern drug aficionado version of the Irish Goodbye

Ole Justin gave us the Alabama Goodbye after 36 months of prescription drug abuse

by SnakeyDawgz January 11, 2022

alabama jamma

When a man and woman have sex in the back of a pickup truck.

Man 1: How did your date go last night?
Man2: It was goood. I gave her some of that Alabama Jamma and now she won’t stop calling my phone.

by suck_my_strap December 17, 2021

alabama standoff

Mutual hand jobs while staring each other in the eyes. First to finish loses.

Seen two homeless guys arguing over a donut. I, being the problem solver I am, suggested the Alabama Standoff. Sometimes guns aren't the answer.

by Lemmy Pumpendump October 30, 2022

Alabama Rattlesnake

The act of scaring away your partner by masturbating with kidney stones

Becka: Yeah, Steve gave me the Alabama Rattlesnake last night. Wanna hook up?
Ricky: Sure! Sounds great.

by Alfredo-chicken March 23, 2019

Alabama Lapdance

The act of your cousin giving you a lap dance until you inevitably have an erection and cream your pants. oops!

bro i loved the alabama lapdance i got last night, cousin theresa knows how to get down

by thecroatiancrockpot February 1, 2023

Alabama Magic

Incest.

"Boy there's a lot of Alabama Magic going on in your Family."

by AlabamaBoy2 February 20, 2019

Alabama Slamma

While role playing family or real family in the bedroom, the man nuts into a jimmy hat, subsequently clears the chamber and inflates the already used condom with piss while still capped off, then removes the nut/piss filled sack and yells "Rawl Tawed" while busting the water balloon like projectile on her forehead as they both celebrate.

Rusty accidentally gave Jolene the pink eye from giving her an Alabama Slamma while they were both celebrating last night's SEC Championship.

by TimTimTimmay May 22, 2021