Action Slacker

The greatest comic that never was.

OMG! I wish Action Slacker existed!

by Eden January 28, 2003

action date

a date where the girl gets a free meal and a guy goes home happy....a date with an action dan

If you're horny, why don't you just have an "Action Date" with your neighbor......

by cheesefarmer February 10, 2007

Capn Action

"master manipulator" who easily fooled a bunch of "scooby doo kids" into thinking he was real and they feel for it so easily it make me LOL.

FFU loves their Captain Action so much they tried to have oral sex with him on the internet. His cyber slut is Yimi.

by shit eater October 7, 2003

paper cup action

Noun. A reminder written on the fly, on one of those paper cups that corporates buy by the million, usually in a hurried and unplanned meeting where no other writing material is available.

"I was just grabbing a coffee when Madeline pounced and I ended up with a paper cup action."

by Stuart Concannon March 20, 2005

real_men_have_action_mullets

Present day Emperor of Yahoos Punk Ska n thrash:1 chat. also see cid

"cid: does a cartwheel" "cid: black people are very stupid monkeys"

by Enforcer6 November 4, 2004

Soft Shell Crab Action

NASTY oral sex involving 3 people one woman and two others where one person hocks a loogey into the girl's pussy and the other person sucks it out and kisses it into the woman's mouth.
The most trifflin ass shit I've ever heard of.

those three dykes are so fucking raw ass nasty they are into soft shell crab action.

by pinkussbunion July 13, 2006

Affirmative Action

The term "affirmative action" comes from legislation like the Equal Opportunity Act which basically says that minorities (including the disabled and war vets) cannot be discriminated against for employment or enrollment in college.

That's it.

If you're complaining about getting rejected by an Ivy League school (and supposedly a black person, who you are quick to believe or imply is therefore under-qualified, got accepted instead), and not for the reason we mortals can't even dream of going to an Ivy League if we wanted to: the money; you're only proving why we need affirmative action.

If you believe the Ivy League is the epitome of higher education and not getting to attend such a school is equivalent to being denied the right to education, you're part of the problem.

If you have the time and resources to post these anti-minority rants on teh internetz, your argument holds little weight just by that fact.

White people: black people are not your problem.

(ps this is coming from a white guy who didn't even finish the writing portion of the SAT and received a substantial scholarship from his university after getting accepted there)

by stadam anley April 13, 2009