home counties

The posh part of the UK

Is that in the Home Counties

by Uksurrey May 17, 2022

Home Buffet

the act of searching your kitchen for food that is
appealing to the appetite - so you lower your standards and repeat the search in lieu of dining out.

John said he didn't want to go out, as he was hitting the home buffet.

by Rye Lan January 14, 2013

Home wrecker

Someone who starts a relationship with someone they know is already in a relationship or married. She/he is most likely uglier than the main love and has nothing going for themselves. Home wreckers have low self esteem so they are easy. The first relationship is usually a relationship between two people living together and has kids together, legally married or not. The home wrecker doesn’t care about the boundaries she/he will cross. They don’t care about the innocent party in the relationship. She/he will purposely hurt that person with hopes of running her/him off so they can get the cheating partner for themselves. They don’t care about the children involved. If they do get the cheating partner, usually because the innocent person left, they then pretend to love the cheater, his/her children, and family. Home wreckers are incapable of true love. They are too selfish to love unconditionally. They are infatuated in “winning”. But they don’t understand that in this game, the winner is actually the loser.

Brittany is a home wrecker who was sneaking around with my husband for years. She would meet him on side roads for quickies.

by CheatersNeverWin December 23, 2019

I’m not home

The excuse that chey and I use in order to not give Jenna Galasso homework that she never does.

Jenna: can I have the math
Me+chey: I’m not home

by Lilbabypeep05 February 8, 2019

Food at home

The same prepackaged food you have been living off of for the past 5 years or the omega poor meal you put together despite living in a two story house, owning yeezys/tims, only wearing "designer clothing", and blowing 2k of your moms credit card on vbucks last week like it was no big deal.

Me: mom can we stop at McDonald's

Mom: we have food at home

Food at home:

by Pee Doge January 5, 2021

Home slice

An individual who pretends not to be gay but turns out to be gay and also is a man of colour.

Hey I'm not gay..... Your a home slice

by Joey0607 August 18, 2020

home rub

To masterbate or jerk off

Has anyone seen Mike?

I think he's in his room hitting a home rub....

Any plans tonight?
Probably just gonna go home after work and hit a home rub

by cr00kedjanders May 26, 2020