Single Syndrome

An unreasonable philosophy usually developed through puberty in adolescent males, that one may never be truly happy with their lives without a significant other.

This tends to manifest faster and more severely in those who have been rejected by a romantic interest a significant amount of times, and those who find themselves isolated in an environment where “everyone else” seems to have a partner.

This syndrome hammers in the absolute “need” for an s/o, so much that the subject finds it even more difficult to, ahem, *obtain* one, due to its side effects of obsessive behavioral patterns.

Usually the subject may grow out of this philosophy and focus on bettering themselves rather than just getting a date with someone. But if it doesn’t, usually because of the neglect of a friend or family member to address it, this syndrome germinates into a sense of entitlement to an s/o, morphing the subject into a Nice Guy.
A: Life sucks, man. If only I had a girlfriend.
B: Dude, stop acting like you need one.
A: But I do!
B: No you don’t, man. Seems like you’ve got a bad case of Single Syndrome
by izzthekid February 28, 2022
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Single Syndrome

The urge to flirt, fuck, or catch feelings for anyone become unbearably strong in the period right after leaving a relationship
“I wanna f••k him”
“Didn’t you just get out of a relationship? He’s mid ugly too, the single syndrome is real.”
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single rider

Usually a situation a man in a relationship has a side hoe, where they pretends to be single, and these two people hook up in his car.
J: I heard he’s single
A: What? No he’s not
J: oh, so he must be a single rider
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annie single

annie single is indeed a 'stoopid slut'
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Positive singles

Someone who is tested positive for an STD and is single
Positive singles and dates by going to meetpositives.com
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Moderately-Single

Moderately Single: How my buddy Frank defines post divorce relationships
I’m dating, unless we roll up on a legit GILF, then I’m moderately-single and hitting that!!
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A person who is always trying to look and act in a sexually attractive to someone, but never realizes when the other person is playing along.
Girl 1: Ugh! He clearly wants to have sex with me, but never takes my hints

Girl 2: He clearly has Single directional innocent whore complex !
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