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fuck a duck 

to fuck shawn...bcuz he is a duck
um...figure out ur own ex
fuck a duck by um... January 27, 2004

Fuck a duck 

This means you must jump in a pond and swim with at least one duck. Superstitious people believe that your life is cursed if you don't do this.
"Hi. Would you like to-?"
"GO FUCK A DUCK. Go on. The pond's over there."
"I...er...okay."
Fuck a duck by Sean Bassett January 9, 2013

Go fuck a corpse in the ass 

The new badass way to tell someone to “fuck off”!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Go fuck a corpse in the ass. you damn blimey scum

fuck-a-tard 

You, your mother, and everything that sorrounds your life.
fuck-a-tard by n00bliE master July 23, 2008

A single fuck 

Hym 'Man, I wish I could manage to give a single fuck but alas I just do not care about any of that. The value ain't going to matter. The is actually only one thing that matters and until it's remediated I just could care less about anything."
A single fuck by Hym Iam August 13, 2023

fuck a zombie 

a phrase stated when you know that your in big trouble for not doing something or a impending doom soon to involve you, which in consequence you join the ranks of the undead.
dude1: hey man, did you did that assignment that the teacher Mr. satanic/evil/going to kill you.
dude2: oh fuck a zombie, no, please make sure to tell my girlfriend i love her, before i eat you alls brains.
dude1: ...so does this mean i can get together with your girlfriend?
dude1: your first on my eat list.
fuck a zombie by sticky_cake_2 October 21, 2012