Roman Catholic high school

America's oldest and first (formerly) free Catholic high school built in 1890 by Thomas E Cahil or however you spell it anyways it's way more respectable than Father Judge or Archbishop Ryan

Jamal: Ey yo did you hear that that lil fat bitch Manny is transferring to Roman Catholic High School from that bitch school Archbishop Ryan

Tyrone: Nah man no I didn't but I can't wait to get in the boys bathroom with him
Jamal: nah WE can't wait til he gets here and his stomach bulges out of his shirt

by Big Bitch Manny 1 September 6, 2021

Catholic

Pagan sect popular in Europe, The main god is the Virgin Mary but they also worship many other gods, a popular one being Jesus Christ. They are led by an old man they pretty much believe to be a demigod, Pope Francis.

They have gotten into controversy lately due to incidents involving High Priests and young boys.

The only Pagan Church near me is the Roman Catholic one.

by Maximus Buttcrack October 4, 2021

buzzard catholic

One who only goes to Mass when someone dies.

As I get older and friends pass away I've become a buzzard catholic

by hippie samurai June 20, 2012

St Paul's Catholic College

a school that has boys

a school that is named St Paul's Catholic College

by Hippq February 16, 2023

Seedless Catholic

A priest who has spent the night having intercourse with young boys.

I saw Father Jeremiah leaving mass with the Jones's boy. Looks like we're going to have a seedless Catholic on our hands.

by Rick Pots November 12, 2018

Catholic Bagel

The face that the alter boy makes after he is finished giving the priest a blowjob.

As Father Jones pulled out of little Paul's mouth, he displayed the Catholic Bagel for all to see.

by #VaticanCity October 7, 2023

Catholic Soda

Beer

Think I am going to head down to the parish festival and crush a couple Catholic sodas tonight.

by PeterSandwich October 13, 2023