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Parking Lot Racing

Parking Lot Racing (noun) - 1. Where chumps that can't hang on the track go in order to avoid an ass dragging. 2. The place to go when you want to be a big fish in a VERY little pond.

Parking Lot Racing participants are easily identifiable by their overuse of the phrases "Booyaa" and "live action". They will most likely be wearing stone washed jeans and a sleeveless Guns N' Roses t-shirt.
Drivers that participate in Parking Lot Racing are very rarely seen at a real race track for fear of being called out or humiliated in front of their Circle Jerk Fan Club. They are, however, normally seen at WWE events, Mountain Creek Mud Bog, gay rights rallies.

Don't be fooled by their slick talk about how it takes a real driver to race on the street. That's just code for not making enough power to spin the tire...
Man we gonna do some parking lot racing....mainly 'casue we will get our asses handed to us at a real drag strip.
by F1XCELLERATOR November 7, 2013
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I am going to fly a lot

I am going to fly a lot because Latin America is unseasonably hot this time of year.
by Player action November 29, 2022
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talking a lot

rude way to tell someone they're talking too much, unlike talking bares which is more of a jokey manner.
Ash: *talks too much*
Koko: 'Icl bro ur pissing me off now you're talking a lot'
by destroyer2643187 February 23, 2024
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Parking Lot Clam

Prostitutes that hang around motel parking lots. Similar to Lot Lizards.
I got hired as the front desk clerk at Motel 6 and the Parking Lot Clams are put tonight.
by DeezyRex November 23, 2024
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Parking Lot Therapy

Frequently used when two employees meet in the company parking lot to settle their grievances with fisticuffs. The victor can claim he gave the loser some "Parking lot Therapy."
Stan kept bullying Bob. On day, after work, Bob gave Stan some "Parking Lot Therapy" or PLT by massaging Stan's face with A BLURR Bob's fists. Now, Stan doesn't bully anyone. PARTICULARLY Bob.
by Bobnoxious August 23, 2020
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Lot-a-bit

When one says that like something / someone a little bit but in fact they like it / them a lot.
You like her a lot-a-bit
by The Master UK December 19, 2022
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Jolly Lot

A day where your mind is just totally out of it.
I was really focused until I took a nap... from then on I had a jolly lot.
by Sweet 'N Low March 31, 2009
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