The process of getting a shiny new Teaspoon from John Lewis and using it to extract someone's eyeball then having intercourse with the empty socket
by 969-696 February 16, 2024
Get the John Lewis Teaspoonmug. Teacher: Lewis please take of your bag and jacket
Lewis to friend: tell em
Friend: Teacher go look up the urbandictionary definition for lewis otoo
Class: MANS NOT HOT !!!
Lewis to friend: tell em
Friend: Teacher go look up the urbandictionary definition for lewis otoo
Class: MANS NOT HOT !!!
by LewisThePoois January 22, 2018
Get the lewis otoomug. The kinda bloke who tells you he's going to come out on the sesh with the lads, but he only drinks two bottles of J2O and hes ready for bed. However, if he does get drunk he has a battle within himself not to rape anybody, sometimes asking for help. All this bloke wants to do is get his daily's on some video game that he spends 23 hours a day on. Wht he does with the other hour nobody knows.
Guy: *drinking J2O in a pub*
Other guy: "fucksake m8 this isnt a tea party, stop being such a Lewis Allen and get on the sesh"
Other guy: "fucksake m8 this isnt a tea party, stop being such a Lewis Allen and get on the sesh"
by BuffBoyBuff April 16, 2019
Get the Lewis Allenmug. Lewis is the most fittest boy in sight and has the cutest smile going, he can make you smile in the darkest of times and is the best to be around. They usually suit girls with names begging with 'N' and have an amazing humour. You are the luckiest alive if you have a lewis as a friend or boyfriend
Friend: is that lewis?
Friend 2: yeah, look at his face 😻
Friend 3: I heard he was with natasha?
Friend 1: awww it's about time
Friend 2: yeah, look at his face 😻
Friend 3: I heard he was with natasha?
Friend 1: awww it's about time
by Abadoook9293i392 June 30, 2019
Get the Lewismug. by LarveyHong June 28, 2021
Get the Lewismug. Lewis he is a lovable person at times he may some nice in the outside but on the inside he has a completely different mood he can beat up anyone and omg he dick is sooooo big if your boyfriend is Lewis then your luck bcas he is the. Best he is amazing in bed. If you have a Lewis you are the luckyiest person alive omg and did I mention his DICK WILL DESTROY YOU IN BED
by Dreamslayer5 November 17, 2020
Get the Lewismug. by Mossy Frog April 8, 2023
Get the Lewis Gatesmug.