Rube Job

When a hillbilly gets head.

Hillbilly: Hey Baby You gawna give me a head tonight.
Hot girl: 1 Rube Job coming up.

by helifart223234 November 20, 2009

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pirate job

A hand job with all your rings on.

Honey, I appreciate that you love your engagement ring, but this pirate job is leaving my little sailor looking like hamburger.

by Generic Kate January 17, 2015

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The Quay Job

A sex position in which you cover your penis in any flavor of jelly or peanut butter, and your sex partner licks off said jelly or peanut butter. If you can get one... you have much yoloswag.

Bob: Damn bro, that girl gave me The Quay Job last night, there was no jelly or peanut butter left when she was done.
Joe: Lucky bastard.

by Gabe JT Paul MV January 25, 2014

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bro job

bro job is when your bro gives you a blow.

bro 1: "hey bro, I've been really lonely every since my girlfriend broke up with me..."
bro 2: "oh really? don't worry, I gotchu. lemme give u one of my famous bro jobs."

by bootsbot123 August 13, 2019

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Boy Job

Doing something simple in the most complicated way possible for the purposes of impressing someone.

Dan is the master of boy jobs

by BaldEagleSB52 August 24, 2019

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The act of sliding ones geintals in the crevice of another person, i.e.back of knee, inner elbow, armpit, etc. This is a sexual act that breakd down the barriers and leads to a closer freakier crevice sexual relationship. Also known as CJ's.

John: Yo, Jess gave me the best crevice job ever last night. The inside of her elbow is so smooth.
Luke: Dude you're so lucky!

by Anon345678 April 11, 2014

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