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jew jitsu

A thug tried to steal the jewish mans jew gold but ended getting knocked the fuck out by the heebs jew jitsu moves.
by jew jitsu master March 30, 2010
mugGet the jew jitsumug.

Allah is a jew

The God allah is not muslim he is made up by the jews so they can control our minds the muslims fight And hate the jews but they still Would not believe a jew created their god
by Psycher June 10, 2019
mugGet the Allah is a jewmug.

cigarette jew

someone who you constantly give cigs but when you need some they give you an exact number on how many they owe you instead of just giving you as many you need, seeing as you give them cigs all the time
yesterday i bumed my friend cigs all day then when im asked him for one he said "oh, i only owe you 9" then i called him a cigarette jew.
by myfriendsacigjew July 23, 2010
mugGet the cigarette jewmug.

jew shower

The act of cupping a fart in your hand and forcefully holding over another persons mouth and nose.
Tommy Jew showered me earlier and I thought I was going to blackout.
by Caucasian Asian October 13, 2015
mugGet the jew showermug.

Jew salad

The string like hair hanging from a Jews hat
Hey Mike !! Look at the jew salad on that jew !
by Major toasty May 30, 2018
mugGet the Jew saladmug.

Pocket Jew

A wallet, something that holds your money that fits in your pockets.
John: Oh no, I lost my pocket jew!
Sally: Your what?
John: My pocket jew!
by Seth Woods April 20, 2018
mugGet the Pocket Jewmug.

Jew Pole

A post or pole used to erect an object for a temporary amount of time. Often Alder or maple saplings.
Hey Kyle get the Jew Pole and stand that C sucker up under the tarp
by Aspadesaspade November 29, 2022
mugGet the Jew Polemug.

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