[Profile Candy]

A highly attractive person who is your 'friend' on a social networking site such as Facebook or Myspace. Usually added based purely on their appearance.

John has like 600 friends on facebook, what's with that?

Nah, they're not really friends, they're just Profile Candy. Didn't ya notice most of them were hotties?

by Alecto83 January 21, 2009

Snout and Candy

What Junior The Forbidden One Smelled

“I smell snout and candy yeaaa”

Junior loves snout and candy

If anything triggers or intensely arouses J it’s most definitely snout and candy

Snout and candy for junior is what kryptonite is to superman lol

A dangerous yet irresistible combo is snout and candy

by Stststdk8 July 26, 2022

purse candy

Hard candies that your grandma bought at Walgreen's in 1998 that are sitting in the bottom of her purse.

Grandma: Oh Matthew, you're getting cranky. Let grandma give you some purse candy to boost your blood sugar.

by @price5233 June 20, 2020

Arm Candy

A baseball players slang for painkillers (ibouprofen, acetaminophen)

“Hey Julian, can I get some arm candy?”
“I ran out, but you can find some in Connor’s bag.”

by DomDaBomb20 January 31, 2023

Roof Candy

Windsurfers, surfboards, kayaks, bicycles, all types of sports toys, loaded on the roof of the car

After loading all of my windsurfers and surfboards on the car to go on vacation, I had some serious roof candy. It caused many admiring stares from other drivers.

by Philly Hockey Player October 31, 2014

Candy Dangler

One attracted to the under aged. A Peadophile.

'Haha look at your Dad's moustache, what an utter Candy Dangler'

by Skrabl August 2, 2019

cracka candy

Used by black men or women when referring to a white males sperm.

"Damn I am one horny mo fo. Shaquanda, my sweet tooth is cravin' some cracka candy tonight fo real yo."

by Andrew S88 May 7, 2008