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brandon

he's lowkey an idiot who makes fun of you and is clumsy asf butttttttt hes nice-ish when hes in a good mood
person 1: did you see brandon last nigh?
person 2: yeah, that dummy fell of a table
by rowbydowby May 27, 2019
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Brandon

Brandon is one of the worst people you'll met in all of your life times. all he's good for are offensive jokes. so screw brandon
screw brandon
by Destroyer0G August 12, 2021
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brandon

Brandon is a simp and will do anything you want him to but won’t text you good morning. He’s one of the best boyfriends you’ll ever have. If you have a boyfriend named Brandon you are a very lucky girl. But you must know he can be a little overprotective. He’s a very nice, hot, sweet guy and will do anything for you.
brandon is a very nice guy
by hahah71717 May 3, 2020
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Brandon

Bandon in the bitchiest, price of shit you can encounter. He's the kind if person who plays fortnite on PS4 with a keyboard and mouse at 3 in the morning.
"Brandon--"

"Shut the fuck up"
by Bigboialex September 21, 2018
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Brandon

Normal for some time but then as he ages gets more retarded
Drew : Have you been around brandon lately.
Hunter: Yah he seems pretty fuckin dumb.
Drew + Hunter : Laughs
Brandon: HAHA -- What?
by PhysiczTv July 24, 2017
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Brandon

Tall sexy and athletic. Your typical “Troy Bolton” high school crush. Great kisser. Big lips and good jawline, brown hair, and blue eyes. Has tan skin and glowing skin. Very strong and pretty skinny. Such a ladies man. Not an F boy and he is very loyal. You will wish you were dating him
Brandon is so hot
by hollaatme April 18, 2020
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Brandon

A dickhead who needs to get out of our house :)
AKA Bran-Dumb
Fuck you Brandon!
by Miacat123 May 20, 2019
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