Friend 1: How’s Justin & Maddy doing?
Friend 2: Totally on the rocks! He’s already moved out. Burner Marriage…
Friend 2: Totally on the rocks! He’s already moved out. Burner Marriage…
by ten nine? June 08, 2024
by burnertrock February 29, 2024
by RaRADdRrR June 15, 2018
A piece of digital content—like an article, story, or thread—that’s so compelling, you can’t stop scrolling.
Like “page turner” but for things you read on your smart phone.
Like “page turner” but for things you read on your smart phone.
“ That longform essay on Elon Musk’s sex life was a total scroll burner—I read the whole thing in one sitting”
by anonymous May 30, 2025
by Summer&Batman July 01, 2021
"This girl gave me.the best head the other day! She had no gag reflex, but she had acod reflux so it was a tip burner."
by demon shits March 05, 2014