A “Monday”

A “Monday” is a slur for black people because no one likes Mondays.

Billy: “Omg look at that Monday”

Chad: “A “Monday” is the worst I swear”

by CasperJeepPatriot August 7, 2024

Monday the second of November

u must ask out ur crush if ur name starts with any of theese letters,

A, F, M, G, K, Y, W, E

hey Alex it’s Monday the second of November u need to ask out ur crush

by urmitsururbandictionaryer November 2, 2020

Mondayed

A "Mondayed" day: Experiencing a day where nothing seems to go as planned and feeling like your plans have been completely derailed.

Yesterday was completely Mondayed. I woke up late, spilled coffee on my shirt, and missed an important meeting because my car broke down. It felt like everything that could go wrong did, and my entire day was thrown off track.

by PreventiveMentalHealth May 19, 2024

Jon Bovi Monday

Related to Bon Jovi Friday. A Jon Bovi Monday is the Tuesday following a Monday off when, despite it being Tuesday, it sucks like a Monday.

I'm still wrecked from all that drinking I did on Memorial Day. Today is definitely a Jon Bovi Monday.

by RexxxManning June 27, 2017

Monday

A polite way of telling someone they suck.

Wow man you're such a Monday!

by Drew8008 December 10, 2017

The First Monday

The first Monday of December when it is acceptable to start playing Christmas music

Sam: why did Tommy get beat?

Jim: oh, he played Christmas music before the first Monday

by 1stoftheweek November 25, 2019

Monday

The worst day of the week

I fucking hate mondays

by heleee June 4, 2023